May 29, 2008...6:28 pm

Put a Spork in It

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Dear Atlantic City:

We know you’ve got problems — disappearing mayors, dead prostitutes, Pinnacle. But why in Jebus would you want to move the Knife & Fork? Forget that World War I monument — the Knife and Fork is a true AC landmark with in wacked out pink Flemish building, with its former speak easy status and that kick ass front bar. It’s the only thing worth looking at when you come into AC via the White Horse Pike. So leave it be, will you? Though we’re not too concerned knowing how things have been going of late. If the Borgata can’t even open its new tower by Memorial Day weekend, we can’t see how you guys will pull this one off. Ever.

Kisses,
Shoretalken

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  • It’s the Black Horse Pike, not the White Horse Pike. You know, the one with the motel with all the dead hookers out back.


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